Heartbreak Survival Guide: 10 Steps to Move On
How to fix your cracked love Stupid effin heartbreak. That BS cocktail of sorrow, anger, and eating an entire tub of ice cream while ugly-crying to sad love songs. Whether you’ve been ghosted, dumped, or found out your crush is dating someone else (who owns a yacht, naturally), heartbreak feels like your chest got dropkicked by emotions. However you choose to deal with them, remember, feelings are like water...they will find a way out. So before you board up that door to your heart and vow to be celibate forever because people suck, let me walk you through a couple of ways to work through the hurt. So take a deep breath, my friend. You're not alone, and you will survive this. In fact, one day you'll look back and laugh about how you sent 12 consecutive texts ending with "okay, but seriously, one more thing." Until then, here’s your funny yet foolproof guide to mending your poor, broken heart. (PS: if this doesn't work, I think the local nunnery is recruiting). Ste...